7 Different Types of Women
Geplaatst op 15-01-2025
Categorie: Lifestyle
There are many different types of women that range from uppity prudes to full on whores. Remember, there is no double standard here… only sad, sad truths.
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#1 The Killer Whale
The female version of the dreg or ultimate omega male. These creatures are the most bitter, obese social rejects of the bunch, and are sometimes successful in deluding themselves that they are normal, functioning members of our society (this is especially common amongst the black and Hispanic communities). Killer whales often hunt in packs, as their confidence, unlike the omega male, rises to ridiculously obscene heights when traveling in large numbers. Having given up on ever landing a man, the killer whale retreats to a life of reclusion and gluttony.
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#2 The “Goodie Goodie”
Thinks (or claims) that everyone should wait for marriage before having sex. Think of a Robin Hood-esque, chastity belt wearing nymphomaniac whose pent up sexual frustration transforms her into a raging bitch to any man unlucky enough to approach her in public. The worst cock-blockers and usually the worst of all the different types of women in the sack. On occasion, is actually an ultraslut (see below) in disguise in order to conform to social pressures in public.
Hates giving blow jobs.
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#3 The Party Girl
Always in a relationship and always looking for a replacement. Most likely to cheat on you and not tell you about it. Has been riding the cock carousel long enough to detect a player within a minute of interaction (aka maximum power bitch shields). 33.3% chance of being a dead fish in bed. Due to ease of sleeping with men, tends to have off the chart standards which carry into her 40s after she’s well past her prime. Terrible dancer and thinks grinding on strange men in clubs makes up for her lack of personality. Marries an alpha or rich beta. Bang young or not at all
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#4 The Legitimate Nice Girl
Limited sexual experience and easier to charm. Often extremely shy and probably has had less than three boyfriends in entire life (all of them serious LTRs). Great relationship material, but often boring. Extremely strong attempts to marry early but if that fails, ends up as an eccentric cat lady OR a cum dumpster throughout her thirties for older men who have no intention of marrying them… or their other, younger mistresses. Most easily confused with the “Goodie Goodie”, but is often willing to give it up to any guy she feels a “connection” with. Resorts to unbelievable levels of deception and manipulation if not proposed to soon enough. The risk vs. reward may be too high.
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#5 The Feminazi
“Where have all the good men gone?” The most hypocritical type of woman by far when it comes to the topic of sex and relationships.. or anything else for that matter. Her bitch shields can be extremely difficult to deactivate. Very high probability that she is a fanatical SWPL hipster, liberal, vegetarian obsessed with Yoga and Whole Foods. Also the most likely to reject traditional gender roles. Generally frowns upon chivalry in public with her “I’m an independent woman!” attitude while simultaneously telling her friends that it is dead. Will pull her credit card out to “split it” before you even have a chance to look at the bill but will complain when you hold the door or pull out a chair. The uglier/fatter breeds are more bitter and reclusive and stick to venues such as slut marches or attention whoring at the local 40+ crowd country bars. Second most likely to cock-block you from getting action. Likely to flip out and go on a man-hating rant in public places from
time to time. The most irrational of all the types
of women. All variations secretly crave the cock.
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#6 The Career Whore
Most often found in Washington, D.C. and holds her job with such high regard that her social life suffers permanent and irreparable damage. Second most likely to be the owner of multiple cats. May cry herself to sleep at night and keeps a plethora of vibrators in her collection. Cheated on by “lesser” men due to unwavering attachment to career. Attempts to make up for lack of personality and good looks by only wearing thongs, working out five days a week, and having the occasional one night stand with random men. Rationalizes this behavior by blaming her own career… a vicious cycle.
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#7 The Ultra Slut
Anal at hello. Aggressive alpha female who first had sex between 12-14 years old. Delays marriage as long as possible to satiate a never-ending thirst for the cock. Almost always has daddy issues but irrationally denies it. Drug friendly. Eats betas for breakfast and often evolves into a cougar later in life through a series of self-delusional techniques designed to convince herself that she’s still got it. Most likely to approach you in a bar and take you back to her place if she thinks you’ll do for the night. Might even try to hook you up with her best friend afterwards. Extremely confused when the idea of condom use is brought up. Best sex and blow jobs you’ll probably ever experience. Two words: Plan B. Walking petri dish. Proceed with caution.